Saturday, August 09, 2008

Inquisition Themed Wedding Reception

So, the Clam posted on her site that she'd like to see my inquisition themed wedding reception actually happen. I hate to disappoint her, but I doubt it will ever really happen.

It is fun (in a twisted way) to think of my anti-Catholic family's reaction to an inquisition themed wedding reception. So, in an ideal world where I could actually do this, how would I do it?

I'm thinking I'll need Fr. Schnippel's help. Wonder if he'd like to play the part of Torquemada?

Since you so want to see it happen, Clam, perhaps we could make you an honorary torturer or witch burner?

What other ideas do y'all have?


Kasia said...

Well, Paris Hilton as a deckhand on The Deadliest Catch is, if you'll excuse my language, pretty bloody unlikely too... ;-)

However, I will gladly engage in this piece of creative fun. Let me do a little refresher on the Inquisition via Google, and then I'll post some brainstorming ideas...

(But before I do that I'll finally do the Six Quirks meme... :-) )

Adoro te Devote said...

Kasia...don't look on Google..unless the sources are good!

Can I be St. Joan of Arc?

Can you make sure the Dominicans in their black-and-white habits are prolific throughout, and make sure the evil governments that were the ones actually killing people look as nasty as they actually were? Can I be "burned at the stake" as long as it authentically reveals who was in charge of the burning?

You might want to have a guitilline in order to show the butchery of the State and the Mercy of the Inquisitors who saved so many from the fanaticism of the State....