My family found out I've become Catholic some time before Christmas. While Christmas itself went well, I knew it was too good to be true.
I came home today to find a letter from a cousin of mine telling me that I'm going to hell.
I'm not going to hell because of my chosen profession (although I'm sure insurance and law at the very least will buy me a nice long stint in purgatory) but because I have left The One True Church(tm) and am "dating a man who doesn't have a scriptural right to remarry."
I'm off for a fun exciting evening of being subject to the Socratic method in wills, but I'll post my response to her here when I get it finished.